Halloween Jokes
This page was last updated on November 12, 2001
Newer Jokes Are Listed First
The Midi Playing is called The Monster Mash.
Why did Dracula go to jail?
He tried to rob the blood bank.
What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?
A Plumpkin
What do you get when you cross a
Snowman with a Vampire?
Frostbite
How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
With A Pumpkin Patch
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
Why orange you orange?
What did the pumpkin say to his girl friend?
"I seed you with another guy."
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-Pie
What did a mad pumpkin say to his enemy?
"I'll stem on your foot!"
When asked how he was, what did the pumpkin reply?
"I'm vine, thank you."
What did one jack-o'-lantern say to another?
"Cut it out!"
What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?
"That was filling."
What does a pumpkin tiger do?
Stalk Its Prey
What does a pumpkin priest stand on?
A Pulpit
What do pumpkins eat at ball games?
Pulp Corn
What do pumpkins eat at McDonald's?
Bix Max
What kind of romances do pumpkins have?
Mushy
What's a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash
What's orange and goes putt-putt-putt?
An Outboard Pumpkin
What does a pumpkin sew?
A Pumpkin Patch
What vegetable does a pumpkin turn into
when an elephant steps on it?
Squash
What's orange and goes bzzzzzzzz?
An Electric Pumpkin
What was orange and lived in Egypt?
Tutapumpkin
What do pumpkin poets write?
Rinds
What's orange and flies?
Super Pumpkin
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