Halloween Jokes




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      The Midi Playing is called The Monster Mash.


      Why did Dracula go to jail?

      He tried to rob the blood bank.



      What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?

      A Plumpkin



      What do you get when you cross a
      Snowman with a Vampire?

      Frostbite



      How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?

      With A Pumpkin Patch



      What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?

      Why orange you orange?



      What did the pumpkin say to his girl friend?

      "I seed you with another guy."



      What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

      Good-Pie



      What did a mad pumpkin say to his enemy?

      "I'll stem on your foot!"



      When asked how he was, what did the pumpkin reply?

      "I'm vine, thank you."



      What did one jack-o'-lantern say to another?

      "Cut it out!"



      What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?

      "That was filling."



      What does a pumpkin tiger do?

      Stalk Its Prey



      What does a pumpkin priest stand on?

      A Pulpit



      What do pumpkins eat at ball games?

      Pulp Corn



      What do pumpkins eat at McDonald's?

      Bix Max



      What kind of romances do pumpkins have?

      Mushy



      What's a pumpkin's favorite sport?

      Squash



      What's orange and goes putt-putt-putt?

      An Outboard Pumpkin



      What does a pumpkin sew?

      A Pumpkin Patch



      What vegetable does a pumpkin turn into
      when an elephant steps on it?

      Squash



      What's orange and goes bzzzzzzzz?

      An Electric Pumpkin



      What was orange and lived in Egypt?

      Tutapumpkin



      What do pumpkin poets write?

      Rinds



      What's orange and flies?

      Super Pumpkin





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