Halloween Jokes

The Midi Playing is called The Monster Mash.

Why did Dracula go to jail?

He tried to rob the blood bank.

What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?

A Plumpkin

What do you get when you cross a
Snowman with a Vampire?

Frostbite

How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern?

With A Pumpkin Patch

What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?

Why orange you orange?

What did the pumpkin say to his girl friend?

"I seed you with another guy."

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Good-Pie

What did a mad pumpkin say to his enemy?

"I'll stem on your foot!"

When asked how he was, what did the pumpkin reply?

"I'm vine, thank you."

What did one jack-o'-lantern say to another?

"Cut it out!"

What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?

"That was filling."

What does a pumpkin tiger do?

Stalk Its Prey

What does a pumpkin priest stand on?

A Pulpit

What do pumpkins eat at ball games?

Pulp Corn

What do pumpkins eat at McDonald's?

Bix Max

What kind of romances do pumpkins have?

Mushy

What's a pumpkin's favorite sport?

Squash

What's orange and goes putt-putt-putt?

An Outboard Pumpkin

What does a pumpkin sew?

A Pumpkin Patch

What vegetable does a pumpkin turn into
when an elephant steps on it?

Squash

What's orange and goes bzzzzzzzz?

An Electric Pumpkin

What was orange and lived in Egypt?

Tutapumpkin

What do pumpkin poets write?

Rinds

What's orange and flies?

Super Pumpkin